Anonymous asked:

How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

sadisticgames answered:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period.ย 

I donโ€™t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldnโ€™t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I donโ€™t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

yahoneydip:

daddysmissprettykitty:

Best answer ever ๐Ÿ™Œ

He the real MVP

aggienes:

a-spoon-is-born:

dirky-dirky-heart:

evil-fallen-angel:

mundi-mage:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

biomorphosis:

This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest.ย Theyย are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like antsย until they metamorphosise into winged moths.

HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH

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literal pokemon

have you seen the cocoon it makes though?ย image

itโ€™s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Loraxย 

dude

jadeneternal zomg

This caterpillar is definitely doing too much. Iโ€™m not even scared, Iโ€™m confused

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